Who says heroin makes you a selfish person? According to the Kansas City Star, even after all those hours devoted to getting fixed and rocking out, Jack White still has plenty of time in his day to save his devoted fans from harm at his shows (this was was a Raconteurs affair).

Directly from the article:

“We were front, right. Seems the girl passed out and was handed forward. Jack came off stage and picked her up. She was very limp. He handed her off to the security, and she was taken backstage. After a few moments he was back on stage, recouped and finished “Carolina.” I hope she is OK. Wish it had been me.”

So let this be a lesson to all the ladies out there. If you want Jack White to touch you, all you have to do is become an unresponsive heap.