No, seriously. Take a look at these puppies.

I mean, I know she just gave birth so they’re going to be a little bigger and all, but do you see the freaking veins? That does not look natural.

I think Christina Aguilera’s tits are on steroids.

Can we get someone to set up a congressional committee to get to the bottom of this? Someone call Arlen Specter and tell him I have his next witch hunt and this one involves boobies.