For those of you who like the Jesus and Mary Chain but also enjoy listening to derivative hipster crap, NME has a treat for you today! Black Rebel Motorcyle Club (SUCK for short) will be touring soon in support of their new record, “This One Sounds Like JMC Too!” (actually I don’t know if they have a new record out or not. I just love to bag on them for ripping off one of my favorite bands).

SUCK will be playing some smaller venues for a more intimate setting. This is very exciting, because it means that their their five adult fans in each city will be able to rub elbows with some high school kids who don’t any better during the months of April and May.

Joy!