….and nobody told me.

This “singing” group (re: failed singers, models, actresses and various other Hollywood refuse gathered in one place for my amusement) are apparently doing something called “Girlicious.”

Thank you, God. Thank you so very very very much.

Today’s featured video contains clips of these girls talking about their Special Talents (hint: singing and dancing aren’t on the list, ladies) while wearing very few clothes. It was between this or a clip of them talking about who’s hotter - Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom - while wearing very few clothes.

I don’t mean to be an ass, but if you try to tell me these girls aren’t glorified strippers and video hos, I’ll laugh in your face.